Fashion: Advice Short Shorts

Do you have that friend who thinks they are the most sexiest women alive? You know the friend who wears her clothes the wrong way! Especially shorts! Now there is nothing more unattractive than a hair butt! So since nice weather is quickly approaching I'd like to give some advice how how to wear short shorts. For starters, understanding your body type is the most important thing. I used to believe that "not everyone can wear short shorts". But I think if you wear them the right way-- anyone can. Next, LOW RISE SHORTS. These shorts don't look pretty on anyone. (if you ask me.) You are already wearing tiny shorts so why expose your butt crack? (Yes it can be a turn on for men, and what women doesn't strive for male approval in their choice of clothing) But butt crack out in the open is pretty embarrassing. If not then why pull your shirt down? Secondly, muffin top is NOT sexy either! Low rise doesn't cover much so it will point out your flaw. On top of that getting them in the wrong size can create muffin top. Another thing about short shorts that I've noticed, is butt cheeks. Women tend to get lose shorts that allow air to circulate but also allow the world to see a little bit of cheeks when they bend over. Hey, nothing wrong with a little bit of skins. But this should be a tease for ONLY your man--I don't want to see it! Now that I have pointed out the deadly flaws of short shorts let me give you some tips on how to wear them successfully.
1. If you choose to let some "booty show" do shave but most importantly add tights. (If your worried about that sexy scandalous vibe get skin tone tights.
2. If you are buying denim make sure you are buying a size that allows your thighs and stomach to breath. Regardless of weight we all have to eat (some get bloated more than others.) Why feel bloated and have on skin tight short shorts? Just Buy the next size up! (I promise it won't kill you.)
3. Short shorts don't have to look like panties. If you are feeling uncomfortable with your weight but want to wear them get them a little longer as long as their covering 1/3 of your thigh they are considered short shorts.

 and the last thing is DON'T WEAR LOW RISE SHORT SHORTS!

--Remi